THE HAIRY BELLY GNA GET YA...BLUP BLUP LOLLLLLLLLL..I STILL FEEL BAD TAKIN THE PISS OUT OF HER BUT WHO CARES IT WAS FUNNY..rememba.....haha i was just readin my hi5 comments hahah n i coudnt stop laffin at that one oh my god thats was jokes...!!!!
1. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you
2. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness
3. Your remote control is still in its plastic packet
4. You find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and sunglasses...you ask who he is and find out it's your uncle
5. You dance at a complete stranger's wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)
6. You achieve A*'s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER
7. Your car is better than your house
8. Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you
9. You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way
10. You have to offer guests tea even before they've stepped into your house
11. You address every other Asian person on the planet as "your cousin"
12. Girls: Your brother thinks he's your dad
13. You know how an Indian film will end even before it's started (but you still watch it)
14. You're related to your doctor
15. You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven't seen half of these people in your life)
16. At school, your parents were never aware of Parents' Evening (...and if they did attend Parents' Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist)
17. You arrive late at every party
18. At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you're eating
19. Your parents find no criticisms in an Indian film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back up again, people burst into song when their relatives are dying, evil politicians rule the world, and even the police don't give a crap (and then they wonder why you prefer to watch "Eastenders")
20. At parties, you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a Christmas tree
21. You get over-excited when you see another Asian person on t.v.
22. You are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet
23. You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: "Toylat" muahahaha yuu gehh meeeeeeeeeeee !!!
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