After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed , the
husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn'twant to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
thatwould fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly
alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in
a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs so he could continue counting on his other hand...

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex,
Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.

hmmmm that mite hurt to much, i say we setup a collection for the cause lol to help out such peeps... the kfc bucket shall be coming round shortly :D lol

i wasnt kadhoo, i was jus sayin a kfc bucket could be the used for the collection :P

how can u think of food after a story like this :|

bass kareya kar .... :|

i dont get it....is this sumtin dt reli happened?...shudnt it be on the news? :s

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